Living Hyperbole


I am Jalina. I'm 20, smart, and happy.

I'm a forward thinker.
My boyfriend's blog is better than mine. We've been together for 3+ years.
I blog inconsistently, and there is no theme. Occasionally nsfw, but not often.

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

I GIVE UP I CAN’T COMPETE WITH THIS AT ALL

Maybe if I get skinnier he'll love me.
Anonymous

alonesomes:

Your body is not a house that you have to clean up before guests come. Your body is yours and yours alone. If he doesn’t love you, then he doesn’t love you. Your body is not the offering or the deal you make, okay? I know that feeling, that thought process. Maybe if I just lost the weight, I’d be lovable. Stop it in its tracks. You are the most important person in your life. Love yourself more than the idea of being good enough for someone else. You are a force of nature, okay? Be here. In your body. You’re allowed.

asongstress:

timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

This went to a great place. 

writing-your-tragedy:

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

Gpoy

ciarachimera:

deadheadmommy:

lovemygypsyeyes:

wreckitronnie:

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

IM GONNAP ISS

This is amazing

skylerevers

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

kyssthis16:

Remember when Mitt Romney spoke at the NAACP National Convention

LEGENDARY

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

❝ This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have. ❞

-

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)

motherboardtv:

The Landfill Dig for the World’s Worst Video Game

0pirate:

some shit is about to go down

biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

epikalia:

blackpowerisforblackmen:

Lupita was recently named the most beautiful by People’s Magazine, and some of their readers expressed their dissatisfaction with this decision  in the comment section. One reader even commented that Lupita didn’t deserve this title because she’s 100% black(she finds women unattractive if they’re 100% black). These comments made me think of the brilliant post made by radicalrebellion

White women (non-black women of color included in this as well) become offended and angry when a black woman (especially a dark skinned black woman like Lupita) is depicted as beautiful and worthy of appreciation because it jeopardizes their position as the epitome of beauty and womanhood. Black women are viewed as the antithesis of White beauty and womanhood, these white women are completely apathetic and silent when dark skinned Black women are portrayed as “ugly” and “unlovable” by the mainstream media because they benefit from this oppression. That’s why you never see white supermodels discussing racism and colorism in the fashion industry. However, these readers wouldn’t complain if it were light skinned black women like Halle Berry, Beyonce, or Rihanna (we all know why, hint: colorism). Anyway, congratulations to the ***flawless Lupita for being named the most beautiful!  

Lupita actually is flawless though. Just look at her skin. jfc so amazing.

I was planning to support this post, ‘cause hell yeah, she’s gorgeous, but omfg blanket statements.

Stop acting like everyone is the white devil. A lot of people think this way. Hell maybe even most; but that doesn’t make blanket statements okay.

arinjaeger:

chainsandcherries:

katemonkeyville:

#i hate to see him leave but i love to watch him go

#i pledge allegiance to dat ass

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